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Total Medals Earned: 152 (From 53 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,685 Points

Push Me

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)

PFirst PFerfect 5 Points

You got your first perfect level score.

PFifteen PFerfects 5 Points

You've got 15 Perfect Scores!

PFinished! 25 Points

You've beaten Push Me! Congrats!

Quick Sand

Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)

Cave half full 5 Points

Beat half the levels

Escape 50 Points

Beat the game once

SpeedRun 50 Points

Beat the game in Speed Run

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 3/32 (120/500 points)

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Score!

Medals Earned: 5/21 (40/380 points)

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Spewer

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Spring Ninja

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)

HIYA!!!!!! 5 Points

Kill your enemy

Kill everyone 10 Points

3 star a level

Persistence 5 Points

Die 100 times or more

Spring Ninja Half Way 10 Points

play 16/32 levels

Game Complete 50 Points

complete all 32 main levels

Master_Ninja 100 Points

3 star all levels

take care of the trees

Medals Earned: 5/9 (50/90 points)

A Blocked Path 5 Points

Talk to your brother.

It's Dangerous to go Alone 5 Points

Get the axe.

Pull it! 5 Points

Pull the switch.

Fire and Brimstone 10 Points

Burn down all the houses.

You Win..? 25 Points

That was a weird game.

Home Sweet Home 5 Points

Try to enter the house.

Shameless Self Promotion 5 Points

Visit my world wide website.

Side Effects Include.. 5 Points

Talk to the suspicious caravan.

Mr. Literal 25 Points

Cut down all of the trees.

The Love Letter

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/380 points)

Ladies' Man 25 Points

Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.

Less Than Three 100 Points

Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.

Speed Reader 50 Points

Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.

Teacher's Pet 5 Points

Find the kitty.

Bookworm 50 Points

Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.

Meddling Kid 10 Points

Interrupt at least 10 conversations.

Germaphobe 100 Points

Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.

Procrastinator 25 Points

Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.

Hall Monitor 10 Points

Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.

Heartless 5 Points

Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.

Think Tank

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/190 points)

Boss One 10 Points

Defeat the first boss.

Boss Three 25 Points

Defeat the final boss.

Boss Two 25 Points

Defeat the second boss.

Speed Run 25 Points

Beat the game in under an hour.

Spare Tanks 50 Points

Keep the deaths under 150

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Wonderputt

Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/495 points)

Medal1 5 Points

Complete first 9 holes

Medal2 10 Points

Complete all 18 holes

Medal3 5 Points

Hole in one

Medal11 25 Points

Collect all the rainbow gems

Medal4 25 Points

The full 10,000 points on one hole

Medal7 25 Points

Complete a full game 8 times

Medal10 50 Points

Get an Albatross on every hole

Medal5 50 Points

The full 10,000 points on 9 holes

Medal6 50 Points

Complete a full game in under 3 minutes

Medal8 50 Points

Complete a full game 20 times

Medal12 100 Points

Perfect 10,000 points on every hole

Medal9 100 Points

Complete a full game 50 times